Suicide is never the answer. You gotta outlive your enemies.
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The cultural experience of losing your virginity in the back of a car on prom night, but with none of the religious guilt!
I realize now that I did not do enough research into pandas before swinging out of my window. It was a snap decision. Like the devil on one shoulder was going, 'This will make such a good story!' and the angel on my other shoulder was all, 'I don't care. Do what you like.'