Mine is Cinderobot. She's a Eufy and has moved a table lamp out of a bedroom onto the landing when it was unplugged one day. But she thinks she's falling off a cliff if she hits a chair leg.
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And do you think, that if you do not go and do it, another you will? Another you will make it so? Well, maybe they will. But it won't be you. And you won't be certain. And you'll have to live with that.