Oh, come on! He only won because he didn't die first. Anyone can do that.
Madness string 122555
I feel like a terrible parent, child and son to this god-forsaken Roomba, as we ignored Shithead's attempts and desperation and pleas for help before succumbing to its inevitable death. What the fuck do I do?
I'm learning all of the time. The tombstone will be my diploma.