You may have your faults, but at least you have pants on.
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Shithead, in its last moments, was cleaning for 81 minutes, and cleaned a grand total of zero square feet. Zero. 81 Minutes. Zero.
There was no lease, no signed agreement, I am not a 'landlord' and she is not a 'tenant'. She is just some person who was giving me some money each month and I let her stay in a room. That's it.