Madness string 122551

Random mermaid
The pumpkin was starting to collapse, so I assumed it was mouldy and hucked it off the balcony. When it turned out it wasn't, I had to then go actually retrieve the thing, clean off the dirt, chop it up, and boil it and freeze it, so it could continue to persist perpetually in the Pantry Of Things I Don't Know What To Do With But Are Technically Still Food.

Oh, come on! He only won because he didn't die first. Anyone can do that.