Madness string 122548

Random mermaid
If you're wondering where my pumpkin is, it has been in the trash for a very, very long time. Hours, at least. Because I'm very proactive when it comes to hypothetical pumpkin situations. Yes, sir.

You are standing between two mirrors. Your reflection smiles, so you smile. Your reflection moves its hand, so you move yours. It takes a very long while for you to realise that this is the wrong way round.