Madness string 122547

Random mermaid
Anyway, let me be clear that, when this story is inevitably submitted as evidence at my sanity hearing, this was merely a very vivid and detailed, yet entirely hypothetical, contemplation on how many things in life are like pumpkins.

An Amiable Dowager has converted a wing of her manor into an orphanage. She's looking for donations. Of clothes, not orphans.