Anyway, let me be clear that, when this story is inevitably submitted as evidence at my sanity hearing, this was merely a very vivid and detailed, yet entirely hypothetical, contemplation on how many things in life are like pumpkins.
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In fact what's hilarious about the 'slavery was capitalism!' argument is that slavery is literally saying you are entitled to someone else's labor or income, which is exactly what socialism is. Please hang up and try again.