That's the wonderful thing about asking. It exists.
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There are a few concepts you will need to understand: the bones of memory, time as a dimension, the general gist of infinity.
I had a pretty foolproof way of not 'jumping the chain of command' technically. I would enter the battalion office and wander around looking confused, then some SGT or officer would see this poor confused specialist and ask if I need help with anything. Then I'd immediately say, 'yes, actually I'm wondering if you could take me to your CSM.'