Pork doesn't sit in your intestines for seven years if you eat it.
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Sometimes all it takes is the opinion of thousands of complete strangers. It's the simple solutions that are sometimes the best.
This isn't new. My cousins did this to my aunt, my aunt did it to my grandma, and my grandma did this to her oldest sister. People have been pawning their kids off since the beginning of time.