Madness string 114697

Random mermaid
Sometimes I'll put it on C-SPAN, but that's so massively uncivilized that I'd feel better about it if it included more swearing and less manners. It's like watching people in their Sunday best have a knife fight in an alley while sipping tea, but less honest and more surreal.

I'm actually a dog lawyer, but I'm not your dog lawyer, so my comments should not be construed as canine legal advice.