I don't own a penis but I'm pretty sure you don't need hands to do the helicopter.
It's no surprise that a growing number of people have begin fetishizing salads.
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Eh, you're probably actually the figment of someone else's dream. When they wake up, you'll just go poof. If you now feel existential dread, congratulations! You're probably awake. (But you could still be the dream of a dread god.)