My cat went full-loaf. I didn't know this was possible.
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Look, Fred. I'm an engineer. We engineers like to use very precise terminology when we talk about our thingamabobbers.
I get where you're coming from, but I have to say, if I found out later that someone could have prevented something bad from happening to me but they chose not to, I would be pretty pissed. Sometimes the right thing to do is hard. We still need to do it.