Thank you for the loyal subjects. I hope they weren't too expensive.
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It's a perfectly normal story about the undying love of a man and his cockroach.
Let's say there is a hole in the middle of a very busy road. A deep hole. A deep wide hole that can swallow your car whole. The speed limit is 60mph. There is a clearly marked sign that says 'beware the hole'. People fall in that hole all the time. We can play the dumbasses for falling in hole. But why the fuck is the hole there to begin with?