It's about farmers, which should really tell you everything you need to know. Farmers are just weird. They live weird lives and deal with weird shit and there's never really time to question any of it, so it usually only ever gets weirder.
Honestly it needed to be clarified. There are things in this world that happen.
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The Wankpanzer is worse than anything that came out of Detroit in the malaise era in the late 1970s. If you built a car with the frame of the Chevy Vega, the gas tank design of the Ford Pinto, and powered it with an Oldsmobile diesel engine using the Cadillac cylinder deactivation technology from the V8-6-4 engine mated to a THM200 transmission, and you had it assembled on a Friday afternoon before a three-day weekend, it still wouldn't suck as much as the Wankpanzer does.