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Random mermaid
My dad died seven years ago and I make sooooo many dead dad jokes. It makes other people uncomfortable, which makes me even more amused. I think it's part because it's either laugh or cry and also if someone is staring at you in horror because of what you said, they aren't going to give you their pity. You get tired of being pitied after a while.

I meant like twirling, squashing it. Moving it. Turning it. Not proper beating it. I was testing the flexibility of dick.