I think all babies are evil, and you have to be really careful they eat the right food before they pupate, or else they metamorphose into evil adults. Or something, I don't know, I was sick the day they covered that in school.
The Venn diagram of things I find funny and reasons I'm going to hell is a circle.
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Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it; those who fail to learn history correctly - why, they are simply doomed.