The family next door are pretty nice. That's enough neighbours for me.
Madness string 112091
When Middle Earth's spacetime was being woven, Ungoliant showed up. No one made Ungoliant. No one knows how it showed up. It's like saying 'God said "Let there be Light." And there was Light. And something saw the Light. And hungered.'
If it sounds ridiculous, that might be because it is.