Madness string 11208

Random mermaid
My split ends have split ends.

The pumpkin was starting to collapse, so I assumed it was mouldy and hucked it off the balcony. When it turned out it wasn't, I had to then go actually retrieve the thing, clean off the dirt, chop it up, and boil it and freeze it, so it could continue to persist perpetually in the Pantry Of Things I Don't Know What To Do With But Are Technically Still Food.