Lotion Man may not be the hero we want, but he is the hero we needed. Made a heroic sacrifice before vanishing out of thin air into the night. Godspeed, Lotion Man.
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As a soldier in the Swiss army I can confirm that a lot of our troops are unable to read maps correctly, including officers of rank. An example would be when we were on a march and got lost on a hill in the middle of nowhere at 2am. It actually surprises me that we have not invaded Lichtenstein more.