My soul is like a religious disco shoe with a dead fish in it.
Madness string 111961
I didn't actually expect anything cool to happen, I figured it would either look the same or just start flaking off. Didn't realize it was going to let me look into my own soul.
As hard as it is to believe, my husband can cook, but he can only cook stuff on a barbecue because 'He can't tell when it's done' if he tries to use the stove. And the key to our barbecue cover got lost somewhere, so now I have to break the lock off or cut the cover.