After looking at many bear mauling pictures, I have decided that I don't want this to happen to me.
You might want to consider upgrading your boyfriend. This one seems... faulty.
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It's about farmers, which should really tell you everything you need to know. Farmers are just weird. They live weird lives and deal with weird shit and there's never really time to question any of it, so it usually only ever gets weirder.