That's the difference between real and unreal. Real stuff, like us, is stuck behind a cosmic speed limit. The shadows of reality go as fast as they like.
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There were ongoing complaints to the cops about what the neighbor was doing to his goat long before the Mr Hands incident prompted my state's lawmakers to finally patch the loophole in the law that made that legal. I mean, who cares about one neighborhood of regular people here-and-there complaining about a creep in their midst?