Madness string 111682

Random mermaid
Lets get one thing straight here. 'Krxstxl' is not, will not be, and shouldn't be assumed to be pronounced 'Chrystal'. Real life is not algebra class, the letter X is not a place holder for whatever sound they think should be there. Newsflash, that's what letters are for.

There's a coupla big watermelons over in t'west corner that I wouldn't want t'get behind me.