Beware of 80-year-old farmers without a medical history! They do not have a history because they never ever go to the doctor.
'Morrowind in space' is the greatest three-word phrase I've ever heard in my life.
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Is it canon? Is it just me writing fanfiction about my own characters? Yes to both. I do what I want because I am the one with the pens.