He's a diligent guard, except for the part where he pays no attention.
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Every group has different rules, like some are allowed to use a car, some don't. Some allow porch swings on your porch, others think it's a cardinal sin. Still question how they got the porch swing part from their bible.
Other people are not me. To be not me, all I need to be is someone else.