I'm not sure if you want your hands to smell like pseudo-strawberry.
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It's not even just stains and whatnot. My kid gnawed on all of our wood furniture like a demented beaver.
It's even scarier that it's a disease - it'd be one thing if it was 'a demon did it', but that's understandable somehow. A disease is brutally mechanical, which to me is scarier.