If anyone has lost some false teeth, I've just seen a seagull with them, it flew off in the direction of Covent Garden about 10 minutes ago! Hope this is helpful!
Meh, if I scatter a loved one's cremains, it's about the scattering, not some magical property of the ashes. We're all the same chemicals. What's important is that we were thinking fondly of grandpa as we sprinkled the ashes outside his favorite brothel.