It was probably 'Hereticks' and 'Læke of fyre', but otherwise I'm convinced it actually went down that way.
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My mom has a photo album of drawings and paintings we did as kids and on the opposite side she wrote down the story we told of what the picture was about. My favorite is a painting of vertical brown stripes and the story says it's dad, mom, my brother, me & our dogs at our house that is behind the fence.