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Random mermaid
Sure, you 'could have' shown him proof that the car was yours. You also could have put on a Spider-Man costume and run around the parking lot flapping your arms like a chicken and singing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. The point is that it wasn't remotely within his rights to demand either of you, since you were a complete stranger to him, the car wasn't his, and he literally didn't have a single piece of evidence to suggest that anything inappropriate - much less anything illegal - was going on.

If you're wondering where my pumpkin is, it has been in the trash for a very, very long time. Hours, at least. Because I'm very proactive when it comes to hypothetical pumpkin situations. Yes, sir.