You need to prep your surface. Sand it so smooth you want to rub your face all over it, and that's how you get a finish that goes down proper and gleams like a mirror to blind everyone who comes upon it after.
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I'm always on the fence on whether to grift Trump supporters. On one hand: I have no sympathy for their stupidity and they seem like easy targets. On the other hand: I'd actually have to associate with them and pretend I'm 'one of them' and I really don't want to. But the easy money...