I really should be working but this is some of the best wiki drama in a while.
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You need to prep your surface. Sand it so smooth you want to rub your face all over it, and that's how you get a finish that goes down proper and gleams like a mirror to blind everyone who comes upon it after.
I had a lot of questions about everything, but as soon as I saw they were from North Florida, it answered everything.