I've had to rethink my opinions of the lake after a fish bit my nipple once.
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Then, one day short of one year to the day, my son was born, and I started to laugh and feel happy again. The pain hadn't gone away, but I gradually began to have more days where I laughed and felt happy than days when I didn't.
I'm charging by the head for this function, and you do have a head. For now.