Madness string 105891

Random mermaid
I'm afraid we can't treat you like you're one of us, because you're something else, something altogether more precious. You're family.
I like bananas. I eat them a lot at work with lunch. In the military, I learned that when eating a banana, it's okay if you bring the banana to your face. Not the other way around. Go ahead, try it. Bonus points if you make eye contact with someone while your mouth is slightly open with the banana headed for it. Never gets old.