Madness string 105860

Random mermaid
How do you write something so general that it can extrapolate anything from anything? How do you make a machine that can learn infinitely? We humans don't just learn things discretely. We also figure out new things, weird things, and unrelated things from what we've learned all on our own. We wonder. How do you teach a machine to wonder?

Someone just wanted to use if statements in the configuration, and it sorta went downhill from there.