Not just ordinary salt, mind you – no, not our old friend sodium chloride – but, rather, the much stranger, 'I didn't even know this wasn't poisonous, let alone food', ammonium chloride. Yeah, salmiakki is weird.
GMs are supposed to be mean. What did you think the goal was? Having fun? Pfft.
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It's called friendship. It's like therapy for poor people.