Unattended children will be given espresso and a free kitten.
Madness string 1029
The reason that I don't use a yo-yo in my live performances is that my previous attempts at yo-yoing have ended with my being struck in the genitals by a yo-yo.
Guys, please touch your balls on the regular! Especially if you're a young guy. Don't be shy and speak to your doctor if something feels amiss.