Try rebooping. It's like rebooting except you enunciate the word 'boop' as you press the reset button. Makes it ten times better.
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What you actually get is just code, sloshing around, congealing into apps and firms that exist simply to exist. Uber for dogs, GrubHub for clothes, Patreon for sex, Slack for death, PayPal for God, WhatsApp for the spaceless non-void into which a blind universe expands.