Look baby, I don't wanna brag, but I'm hung like a jury.
Madness string 102540
I once ate dorito crumbs on my pasta at a job interview after they were offered by the interviewer. I did get the job. I declined, but it was about the commute and the porcupine they kept more than anything...
My dog is literally named Dude. I'm not Californian. I'm not even American. I'm British. Dude is international. Dude is everywhere. Dude abides.