I'm always afraid he's laughing at me. Behind his face.
Madness string 102540
I once ate dorito crumbs on my pasta at a job interview after they were offered by the interviewer. I did get the job. I declined, but it was about the commute and the porcupine they kept more than anything...
Yorkshiremen keep their word. Even to a shower of soft shandy-sipping southerners like you lot.