Dude, I've never seen a show get quite as batshit crazy as the last few episodes of Neon Genesis Evangelion. That show started out as Pokemon with boobs and ended as Metal Gear on shrooms.
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We can't have hydrogen blimps because there's a very strong chance that a car with a sparkler taped on it will dukes of hazard style ramp up into it and destroy everything.