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Random mermaid
One of the first things that was taught in boot camp was basic hygiene. I thought the drill instructors were joking when they explained what toothpaste was and the motions used to brush your teeth. I took it for granted that everyone else was as lucky as I had been to be born into a loving family.

As of this writing, the phrase 'I'd like a cup of spiders' gives exactly one result in a Google search, compared to 3.75 million results for 'I'd like a cup of coffee'.