I wish I was the same size as the first time I thought I was fat.
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If there is one thing I have learned in my life, it is that no matter how bad you think it is, the reality is always worse.
I don't give a fuck what you do if you do your job correctly. You could come in late, leave early, drink bottomless mint julips in the break room, and drop acid, for all I care. But do your job correctly.