Madness string 101878

Random mermaid
You're telling me. It's not fancy fresh out of the box, let alone 6 years old. Plus all the mesh is warped because Shia lepuff enjoys biting it until just his fangs stick out. Then he freaks out because his fangs are stuck and I have to deal with that production going on in the backseat while I'm trying to drive.

The fact that this is how we are illustrating 'waist' is peak Commons: the skinny waist one is a crop from a porn pic; the fat waist is a random Wikipedian.