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Random mermaid
Okay, I didn't want to say sex in the post, but, like, I literally wanna just scream 'I want to have sex' 100 times until they understand this isn't a matter of not wanting my sister around. I just want to get naked. Like, damn, guys, I've been waiting 3 years for honeymoon sex.

On a scale of a New York pizza to real-estate salesmen from the west coast, how greasy we talking?