Madness string 101365

Random mermaid
He and I started talking because I got his phone number from a mutual friend and called him just so I could blast the Pokemon themesong into the phone at him. He responded by saying I was awesome and we should hang out.

Perspective is a lie. If I know the pond is round, why should I draw it oval? I will draw it round because round is true. Why should my brush lie to you just because my eyes lie to me?