Madness string 101360

Random mermaid
God, all that man ever wanted was to put giant spiders in movies. He tried to stick one in a Superman movie written by Kevin Smith, got shelved. He tried to stick one in The Sandman, didn't happen. He never gave up though, the crazy bastard, and in the end, he got his giant fucking spider. I truly hope it was everything he dreamed it would be.

Seriously, it's like watching someone try to give CPR to a day old corpse. Good effort, but it's not gonna work and you're just making everyone uncomfortable.