Madness string 101106

Random mermaid
Dude. We were all in his basement like a week ago. I just happen to know the promoter, she needed to fill the spot, called me, and we were all smash drunk when we said yes, okay? Please stop yelling at me?

Some people should wrap a condom around their heads, for sure, but you can express that in so many ways, some of which are more effective than others...