I've already alerted the relevant authorities. And some irrelevant ones.
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It's the little things that get to me the most, like mistaking a bush for her sitting there, or thinking I hear her trotting down the hall.
I penned a scathing letter of complaint to the minister of agriculture, but the letter was returned to me. Am I the minister of agriculture? If so, how do I get this jerk to stop sending me complaint letters?