Madness string 101057

Random mermaid
Unrelatedly if you're going to let an iguana climb up your legs, make sure to wear long pants or jeans. Speaking from personal experience. I have also learned that otters are capable of untying your shoelaces and they will try to remove your shoe from your foot so they can steal it.

I'm aware of fecal transplants but to say that raw poo is safe to put in your mouth is insane.