No, karma's not a bitch. Karma is a classy and wise elder that will calmly sit you down and serve you a tea you later realize was laced with the same poison you've been serving others for years.
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Stop leaving peanut butter on toast out at night, for fucks sake. You won't get house hippos if you clean up after yourself. You'll probably need an exterminator, depending on how bad they're in there. They may be cute, but they absolutely destroy your drywall, and will fight any pets you might have. They're very territorial.