No, karma's not a bitch. Karma is a classy and wise elder that will calmly sit you down and serve you a tea you later realize was laced with the same poison you've been serving others for years.
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On one hand I got assaulted by a straw. On the other hand, I got assaulted by an oven. You can even see the sores in the same place on each.