The man has tenure. You can't make tenured professors do anything.
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It is written on the wall. It is echoed in the water. It is the whispers in the mirrors, windows to the worlds, each to each.
He is better than anyone else I know at taking a Victorian story, translating it into the 21st century, and making it more sexist than the original in the process. That's a pretty impressively abject feat.