The old time.gov was corny as hell but at least it was nostalgic. The new one does not look good and cannot be appreciated ironically. It's not nostalgic, it's not hipster like the CIA website, it's just ugly.
I have found that it is futile to have a battle of wits with a witless person.
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Never half-arse two things. Full-arse one thing.