You, too, can use coconut rum to get red jello shot out of your nice white dress.
Madness string 100573
The old time.gov was corny as hell but at least it was nostalgic. The new one does not look good and cannot be appreciated ironically. It's not nostalgic, it's not hipster like the CIA website, it's just ugly.
One day I will go back in time and shoot myself for using such ridiculous names for everything.