I'm sorry my attempt at compressing a directory went so horribly wrong.
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The old time.gov was corny as hell but at least it was nostalgic. The new one does not look good and cannot be appreciated ironically. It's not nostalgic, it's not hipster like the CIA website, it's just ugly.
I look back and notice a lot of red flags, but my favorite color is red, so. I'll have to pick a new favorite color.